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Short stories and Fabels: Voltaire

  Voltaire
Candide Chapitre XXV (Extrait) (Candide, Kapitel XXV, Auszug) mp3 file 4583KB!

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Candide et Martin allèrent en gondole sur la Brenta, et arrivèrent au palais du noble Pococuranté. Les jardins étaient bien entendus, et ornés de belles statues de marbre ; le palais, d´une belle architecture. Le maître du logis, homme de soixante ans, fort riche, reçut très poliment les deux curieux, mais avec très peu d´empressement, ce qui déconcerta Candide et ne déplut point à Martin. D´abord deux filles jolies et proprement mises servirent du chocolat, qu´elles firent très bien mousser.

Candide ne put s´empêcher de les louer sur leur beauté, sur leur bonne grâce, et sur leur adresse. « Ce sont d´assez bonnes créatures, dit le sénateur Pococuranté ; je les fais quelquefois coucher dans mon lit ; car je suis bien las des dames de la ville, de leurs coquetteries, de leurs jalousies, de leurs querelles, de leurs humeurs, de leurs petitesses, de leur orgueil, de leurs sottises, et des sonnets qu´il faut faire ou commander pour elles ; mais, après tout, ces deux filles commencent fort à m´ennuyer. » Candide, après le déjeuner, se promenant dans une longue galerie, fut surpris de la beauté des tableaux. Il demanda de quel maître étaient les deux premiers.
« Ils sont de Raphaël, dit le sénateur ; je les achetai fort cher par vanité, il y a quelques années ; on dit que c´est ce qu´il y a de plus beau en Italie, mais ils ne me plaisent point du tout : la couleur en est très rembrunie, les figures ne sont pas assez arrondies, et ne sortent point assez ; les draperies ne ressemblent en rien à une étoffe : en un mot, quoi qu´on en dise, je ne trouve point là une imitation vraie de la nature. Je n´aimerai un tableau que quand je croirai voir la nature elle-même : il n´y en a point de cette espèce. J´ai beaucoup de tableaux, mais je ne les regarde plus. » Pocoruranté, en attendant le dîner, se fit donner un concerto. Candide trouva la musique délicieuse. «Ce bruit, dit Pocoruranté, peut amuser une demi-heure ; mais s´il dure plus longtemps, il fatigue tout le monde, quoique personne n´ose l´avouer. La musique aujourd´hui n´est plus que l´art d´exécuter des choses difficiles, et ce qui n´est que difficile ne plaît point à la longue. J´aimerais peut-être mieux l´opéra, si on n´avait pas trouvé le secret d´en faire un monstre qui me révolte. Ira voir qui voudra de mauvaises tragédies en musique, où les scènes ne sont faites que pour amener très mal à propos deux ou trois chansons ridicules qui font valoir le gosier d´une actrice ; se pâmera de plaisir qui voudra ou qui pourra en voyant un châtré fredonner le rôle de César et de Caton, et se promener d´un air gauche sur des planches ; pour moi, il y a longtemps que j´ai renoncé à ces pauvretés, qui font aujourd´hui la gloire de l´Italie, et que des souverains payent si chèrement.» Candide disputa un peu, mais avec discrétion. Martin fut entièrement de l´avis du sénateur.

On se mit à table ; et, après un excellent dîner, on entra dans la bibliothèque. Candide, en voyant un Homère magnifiquement relié, loua l´illustrissime sur son bon goût. «Voilà, dit-il, un livre qui faisait les délices du grand Pangloss, le meilleur philosophe de l´Allemagne. – Il ne fait pas les miennes, dit froidement Pococuranté ; on me fit accroire autrefois que j´avais du plaisir en le lisant ; mais cette répétition continuelle de combats qui se ressemblent tous, ces dieux qui agissent toujours pour ne rien faire de décisif, cette Hélène qui est le sujet de la guerre, et qui à peine est une actrice de la pièce ; cette Troie qu´on assiège, et qu´on ne prend point : tout cela me causait le plus mortel ennui. J´ai demandé quelquefois à des savants s´ils s´ennuyaient autant que moi à cette lecture : tous les gens sincères m´ont avoué que le livre leur tombait des mains, mais qu´il fallait toujours l´avoir dans sa bibliothèque, comme un monument de l´antiquité, et comme mes médailles rouillées qui ne peuvent être de commerce. »

 

Candide and his friend Martin went in a gondola on the Brenta, and arrived at the palace of the noble Pococurante. The gardens were laid out in elegant taste, and adorned with fine marble statues; his palace was built after the most approved rules of architecture. The master of the house, who was a man of affairs, and very rich, received our two travelers with great politeness, but without much ceremony, which somewhat disconcerted Candide, but was not at all displeasing to Martin. As soon as they were seated, two very pretty girls, neatly dressed, brought in chocolate, which was extremely well prepared.
Candide could not help praising their beauty and graceful carriage. "The creatures are all right," said the senator; "I amuse myself with them sometimes, for I am heartily tired of the women of the town, their coquetry, their jealousy, their quarrels, their humors, their meannesses, their pride, and their folly; I am weary of making sonnets, or of paying for sonnets to be made on them; but after all, these two girls begin to grow very indifferent to me." After having refreshed himself, Candide walked into a large gallery, where he was struck with the sight of a fine collection of paintings. "Pray," said Candide, "by what master are the two first of these?"

"They are by Raphael," answered the senator. "I gave a great deal of money for them seven years ago, purely out of curiosity, as they were said to be the finest pieces in Italy; but I cannot say they please me: the coloring is dark and heavy; the figures do not swell nor come out enough; and the drapery is bad. In short, notwithstanding the encomiums lavished upon them, they are not, in my opinion, a true representation of nature. I approve of no paintings save those wherein I think I behold nature itself; and there are few, if any, of that kind to be met with. I have what is called a fine collection, but I take no manner of delight in it." While dinner was being prepared Pococurante ordered a concert. Candide praised the music to the skies. "This noise," said the noble Venetian, "may amuse one for a little time, but if it were to last above half an hour, it would grow tiresome to everybody, though perhaps no one would care to own it. Music has become the art of executing what is difficult; now, whatever is difficult cannot be long pleasing. "I believe I might take more pleasure in an opera, if they had not made such a monster of that species of dramatic entertainment as perfectly shocks me; and I am amazed how people can bear to see wretched tragedies set to music; where the scenes are contrived for no other purpose than to lug in, as it were by the ears, three or four ridiculous songs, to give a favorite actress an opportunity of exhibiting her pipe. Let who will die away in raptures at the trills of a eunuch quavering the majestic part of Caesar or Cato, and strutting in a foolish manner upon the stage, but for my part I have long ago renounced these paltry entertainments, which constitute the glory of modern Italy, and are so dearly purchased by crowned heads." Candide opposed these sentiments; but he did it in a discreet manner; as for Martin, he was entirely of the old senator's opinion.
Dinner being served they sat down to table, and, after a hearty repast, returned to the library. Candide, observing Homer richly bound, commended the noble Venetian's taste. "This," said he, "is a book that was once the delight of the great Pangloss, the best philosopher in Germany." "Homer is no favorite of mine," answered Pococurante, coolly, "I was made to believe once that I took a pleasure in reading him; but his continual repetitions of battles have all such a resemblance with each other; his gods that are forever in haste and bustle, without ever doing anything; his Helen, who is the cause of the war, and yet hardly acts in the whole performance; his Troy, that holds out so long, without being taken: in short, all these things together make the poem very insipid to me. I have asked some learned men, whether they are not in reality as much tired as myself with reading this poet: those who spoke ingenuously, assured me that he had made them fall asleep, and yet that they could not well avoid giving him a place in their libraries; but that it was merely as they would do an antique, or those rusty medals which are kept only for curiosity, and are of no manner of use in commerce."

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